I just read this list of areas America ranks number one. Kind of funny...a little sad...but still kind of funny:
#1 Assault by rifle, shotgun, or larger firearm.
#1 In complaints of drunk and/or obnoxious neighbors.
#1 Death by reptile.
#1 Car thefts.
#1 Obesity
#1 Divorce rate.
#1 Marriage rate.
#1 Defense budget.
#1 Live Journal users.
#1 TV Viewing.
#1 External Debt (money we owe to other countries)
#1 Confidence level of our adolescents.
These are real statistics and percentage rates from a variety of studies. Bummer...or is it a good thing? I mean being #1 is never bad, right?
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